Angry/horny srs mage

A wannabe occultist, typically male or male identifying, that's angry because they are sexually repressed due to their maladjusted personality and their magick no longer works well.

Man, that Korbin is an angry/horny srs mage! He should have a spa day.

by Veroxi September 11, 2021

dr.stranges.magic.hands

illegal in 72 countries, but that’s irrelevant. a simp for natasha (who can blame them) and a talented picrew editor

me: dr.stranges.magic.hands is married to Natasha Romanoff

some idiot: dr.stranges.magic.hands is actually illegal in 72 countries-

by the.awkward.asian September 20, 2021

Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.

My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.

by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021

Adults Only Magic Show

An incredible array of hilariously raucous comedy, mind-bending illusions and stunningly dangerous stunts.

Yes, I have booked my tickets for Adults Only Magic Show!

by stewface November 24, 2021

Jack's Magic Beanstalk

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.

Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?

by !@Nn34 March 3, 2022

World of magic

World of magic is a roblox game that was canceled due to the frame drop and lack of story idea. People sell their souls for a few pixels that are called boss drops. If anybody plays it for too long they will become as fat as a discord mod. Slang for world of magic is wom.

Person 1: Yo I still play world of magic in 2022
Person 2: Hop off wom. Please the game is so boring.

by Theoofderp April 24, 2022

Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

by Ragu God October 16, 2022