Rabies Laser 

When a cat or dog has glowing laser-like eyes, from the reflection of a camera flash, or car headlights.

That dog has the Rabies Laser. Get out of the way, or he's going to get you with that shit!

Rabies Laser by Satan's Little Muffin January 20, 2013

first last 

Any action that after first time it will be your last.

Yo that night with Heather was super first last.

first last by Asheknuckles September 23, 2013

rat lasso 

A rat tail of human hair that when is long enough, can can be used as a weapon or wrapped around the ear.

After the fight, Eric twisted off the lid to his celebratory bottle of brandy with his rat lasso.

Eric may look like a pussy, but if he uses the rat lasso we are in deep shit....confessions

rat lasso by metal9882 October 19, 2013

hyper-lash 

A full blown, no holds barred, booze-laden party.

Mick Liddleton: "Looks like we're on for a hyper-lash tonight lads. CHAMPAGNE!!!"

hyper-lash by Goffrey Clayton April 14, 2014

Carvery Lass 

A Yorkshire term for a fat girl who's hot enough to spit roast.

Ehh, see that that there carvery lass?

Carvery Lass by doctorsnow May 15, 2014

Mormon Last Call 

When you are a Mormon, and you aren't married by the age of 25, your standards tend to become more lax. This phenomenon is not unlike that of a bar at closing time. LDS men and women who would not otherwise have any particular mutual attraction or interest wind up together because, within this community, if you are not married by the time you are 30, you will be a spinster / bachelor for life. To an outsider, this arrangement may seem like a cruel fate, but it bears reminding that in the Mormon religion, the sealing is an important step to gaining eternal life. In Matthew 16:19, Jesus said “And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven”

A mormon couple's non-mormon friends are talking about them across the room.

Non-mormon man: "What's the deal with those two? They don't seem to fit as a couple."
Non-mormon woman: "Dude, they met at Mormon Last Call."

Mormon Last Call by jsizzle82 July 12, 2014

The Last Border 

The Last Border 1 a hunter's concept of death 2 an attack of a bear 3 the cornerstone of a hunter, the yearning for death as a life from the dying fall hunting lands 4 facing death in The Far Border 5 the life of a hunter, that ends in a natural death in the fall, to what the hunter feels he belongs to 6 every facing in the wild land 7 the feeling of afterlife a hunter experiences when in the fall distant hunting lands, the end of life for the hunter, the yearning for death, and the vibe of it while on a trek through fall. (Compare to The Far Border). The term is coined by the founder and author of Deeprespecting Philosophy, Jonas Sandison.

The last border existed as an abstract. It was death in all its form. But it was also a place, somewhere in the deepest wilderness of fall.

The Last Border by houseofsquirrel December 30, 2014