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Clown Juice

A metaphorical substance that when ingested makes an individual, a group, a piece of media, etc ironically funny - especially when their intent was to be serious.

This substance can also be produced by exceedingly funny material, and can be pictured as excreting or discharging from said material.
Jim -in an unironic video essay: you see leafs being green and not red is the very reason we need to have poor people.
Jill -to her friends: Holy shit, that man is dripping with clown juice.
by Fox the Thinker August 11, 2023
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Walking Juice

The strange mixture of oil/sweat that coagulates on the soles of one’s feet after wearing socks or walking for an extended period of time.
“Gross, I’ve got Walking Juice on my feet. Better go take a shower.”
by Revvin87 January 16, 2019
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Gay-juice

Just another word, when you momma takes on a wig, and starts fucking a horse. But the horse is not born yet. So the horsedad comes and starts fucking you instead. All of this while the Pen Pineapple Apple Pen music is playing. Suddenly everything disappears, and you find out it was just your imagination. You look down and realise a weird fluid is in your underpants.
In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth. Replace the milk with gay-juice and the pancakes will become even better.
by LuggiTheInsane April 23, 2018
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Juice Jacking

When a female steals a used condom after having sex, with the sole purpose of insemination.
Drake: man that girl screamed when she tried juice jacking me but didn't realize I poured hot sauce in there.
by m3rc10us January 31, 2022
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welch juice

A sap like substance found in the wilds near Pittsburgh, PA, composed of beaver semen, pine needles, and white privilege.
Guy wearing a Penguins hat and hiking: “Hey dude, what’s that sticky stuff on the tree?”

Friend: “It’s just Welch juice, didn’t you see that smiling beaver a few yards back?”
by Neurosurgg4lyfe January 10, 2020
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Leprechaun juice

A shamrock shake from McD's(quite a lovely thing)
Megan: its leprechaun juice
Autumn: my Shamrock shake?
Megan: yes
by Fijisipper July 16, 2016
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Brap juice

A foul concoction of wet shit and piss
congalala has some Brap juice on him he's pissing and shiting
by elmowalk79 May 16, 2023
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