Paint Job 

Vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. Some refer to this as receiving your "Red Wings". Called a Paint Job because it "paints" the male genitalia red with blood.

Girl on her period: I am going to give you a paint job.
Boy: Very good, I am going to have vaginal sex with you.

Paint Job by paintingtherosesred December 9, 2011

rim job 

A rim job is an act by a sick... sick person.
a performance where one licks the dark outer ring of anothers anus hole.
Can also be used as a curse or used in "name calling"

Scenario 1
Person 1: I gave a rim job last night!.... what base is that?
Person 2: ... You sicken me.
Scenario 2
Person 1: hi, my name is Prudence, you guys are my best friends!
Person 2&3: SHUT UP RIM JOB!.... sodomiser.

rim job by Damian Neate May 27, 2006

snow job 

when a gentleman finishes inside a young lady's (or another gentleman for that matter) mouth and she kisses him...and expels the gentleman's ejaculation into his mouth.

sick.

'she give good dome?'

'awesome. except for the snow job. i had to kill her.'

snow job by john April 13, 2005

Tape Job 

The act of one wraping duct tape(sticky side up of course) around ones hand or hands and performing what is known as a hand job. Although pleasurable beaware that this might cause a bleeding and burning sensation to the penis.

-Hey Max, did you jsut get a tape job from Jordan?
-Yeah man, and my dick still on fire.

Tape Job by Max and Jordan November 16, 2006

Stick Job 

The breakage of a boner,(stiff one, woody, ect.), (rare occurance, but still happens).

When someone (either acitively or passively) bends/breaks their own or another person's wood.(stick job).

Stick Job by 6p3n-1sl@nd9 November 4, 2010

Thankless Job 

A bottom rung of society shit job, little pay, and you get no respect for doing it, but someone has to do it, and it sucks ass when it's you.

"Steve has such a shitty job as a garbage man."
"Yeah, it's a Thankless Job, but someones gotta do it, you know without garbage men and women we'd have trash buildup everywhere."
"Yeah, thats true......wanna go laugh at him since our jobs are better, and his is crap?"
"You know it."

Thankless Job by Me the Breadcat July 18, 2015

Nose Job

When a girl with a big nose gives you a blow job and the end of her nose massages your penis.

What Ahslee Simpson would give you.

Nose Job by Karate Allah October 27, 2004