Paddle-Friday

When people with very small heads go paddling in the sea on a Friday. The phenomenon is particularly common on the North Kent coast.

Look at that very small headed man in the sea. It must be Paddle-Friday

by Humphrey1 August 30, 2018

Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam

I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018

Bark Friday

A day of shopping for toys, treats and presents for your dog on the day after Thanksgiving or any Friday. Black Friday, black friday, bark friday, shopping, pets, dogs, puppies, chew toy bone

I spent more money on my dog than my family this year. It’s Bark Friday!

by joecoolthefool November 25, 2018

shitshow friday

A term for when the last day of the work week goes to hell right before everyone gets to go home.

10 minutes to 5 o'clock and the boss just asked people to stay late, looks like another shitshow Friday!

by fuah January 2, 2019

Super-Fridge

A device with inside temperatures of -40°C, with some of these devices clocking in at -50°C.

Weatherman: Today is Super-Fridge weather, with widespread temperatures of -40°C, -50°C is likely and -55°C is possible.
Minecrafter: Wow, I didn't know that Super-Fridges existed, but do they really work at -40°C or at -50°C?

Product Reviewer: Yes they do. In fact, four of them work at temperatures as low as -115°C!

Minecrafter: Wow...

by Herobrine Richter May 23, 2019

Harvey frid

Goes out with next level frigid girls and thinks they are gonna kiss him but instead they will give him a hug and he’ll get a boner then go home dissapointed

I’m Harvey frid gid

by I’ll chef ur mum March 31, 2019

VSCO Friday

VSCO FRIDAY mean girls wear VSCO stuff like Scrunchies and messy bun and shell necklace.

And boys wear there girlfriends or crushes Scrunchie.

Cady and Emily were wearing VSCO stuff because it was VSCO FRIDAY.
Sammy and Deaved were wearing there crushes Scrunchie only because it was VSCO FRIDAY and not because there crush liked them.

by Windy Hill Middle School Event September 3, 2019