Reverse French Indian Dick Rub 

When an indian man rubs your penis raw then drips french wine in your asshole.

Hey man I heard that Raj gave you a Reverse French Indian Dick Rub.

Reverse French Indian Dick Rub by PINGASman6969 August 6, 2012

Madi French

A very beautiful woman who belongs to Colt Geauvreau

“Wow Madi French is so beautiful i can’t believe Colt Geauvreau pulled her!”

Madi French by stefabie ferguson August 24, 2021

excuse my french 

Please excuse my subsquent phrasing. Normally suffixed by 'but', as in Ferris Bueller, circa 1986, "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

Excuse my french, but I'm so fucking lame I can't even quote John Hughes films right.

excuse my french by A² September 5, 2003

Let’s speak French 

When you say Let’s Speak French you actually mean I love you and let’s fuck.

Your my best friend Let’s Speak French

Let’s speak French by Gabe is a babe November 5, 2019

Durr burger French press 

So basically you shit into someone’s mouth then you soak your balls in hot chocolate and put them in there eyes.

Last night I performed the Durr Burger French press.

Durr burger French press by Sexy licking January 13, 2022

Blue French Horn 

The act of ruining a perfectly good TV show with a terrible "twist" during the series finale; referring to the eyeroll-inducing "twist" during the series finale of How I Met Your Mother, where the entire story of how Ted met his children's mother turned out to be an unconscious attempt to ask his children if he can date his ex-girlfriend Robin again. Ted then shows up at Robin's house with the blue horn from their first date/the first episode.

"Man, I used to love that show, but the series finale was such a blue french horn."
"I can't believe how they blue french horned the TV show like that!"
"Remember when that entire season of Roseanne was just a hallucination? What a blue french horn!"
"They thought they were bringing the show back full circle, but really they just blue french horned the entire thing."

Blue French Horn by ninjabailarina September 21, 2014

Maple Syrup ...French Toast 

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1. A common greeting between friends.

2. A song by the band Gruvis Malt.

3. A damn fine delicacy.

1. "Hey, buddy. Maple Syrup." "Dude ...French Toast. I haven't seen you in ages!"

2. "Did you hear the new song by Gruvis Malt? Its called Maple Syrup ...French Toast."

3. "Damn. I'm having an orgasm from this Maple Syrup ...French Toast. Its like an orgy in my mouth."

Maple Syrup ...French Toast by Mike of the Jungle September 28, 2005