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fat cheeks

A word used to describe a person, usually named "Chaz", with gaint, huge, enormous cheeks, that cover the person's eyes when they smile causing them to lose fights.
Sorry sir, but your fat cheeks are causing me to not be able to see beyond your face
by Anna Holloway June 16, 2010
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Fat Seal

Someone who lacks a neck and has a shaved head. Must be obese.

Usually yarps about oscillators and other ridiculous shit.
Mike is a fat seal.

Fat seals cannot compete with bears or bulls.
by khtxtke April 23, 2010
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X-FAT

A kid in school who is the fucking man. He's a ginger who screams a lot but is still the man at the same time. ginger
X-FAT is the man!
by X-Fat Fan January 22, 2009
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fat joe

a fat rapper who licks the bottoms of sneakers and wears pink
yo yo my names fat joe i like fried chicken and i eat fried dough
by sniperbunnystreetsk8 April 9, 2009
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fat-goggles

n. - your computer monitor; the visual provocation of curvy, well-fatted women afforded by the flattening, screen-filling 2-dimensionality of (SSBBW,BBW,plumper,frumper) porn but upon "removal" of said fat-goggles by the engagement of physical proximity to said body types in meatspace they are deemed too atrociously unmanageable, perhaps even smelling a bit rank, drawing leery glances in public from people of healthy weight if walking together, and having in some sense personality disorders proportionate to the extent of their obesity(never meet their family, they will fill your brain with the scum-scrapings from the bottom of the barrel of life)
You see that nigga's fat-goggles pop off when the heffer put the make on him? Bitch just kept runnin'. And he was the one that brought me to this BBW New Year's Blowout.

My fat-goggles are glued in place... fatties sho know how to party!

Fat-goggles are very similar to Size-goggles; size queens and porn stars have had their size-goggles raped into them at a young ergo biologically smaller age; that or they've been playing with their congenitally large vagina from a young age or took a biggie their first time out to sea and will never allow 90% of the male population into their hollow body for fear of being called "loose"; size-goggles are going around as a new generation of shallow females want the ego-gratification and existential redemption of "being good enough for the best (ie:largest) dong available"
by sadjitarius March 23, 2008
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fat as a tick

Stuffed from eating after a big meal.
As in after Thanksgiving "I'm bout' fat as a tick"
by E-Rock December 7, 2004
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fat talk

It's where fat people talk.
Example of Fat talk:

Fat woman 1: Hey did you try the new Big mac?
Fat woman 2: No, is it yummy?
Fat woman 1: Yes! I got the quad big mac, it's amazing! I ate it all in 2 minutes.
Fat woman 2: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
by EpicSwag December 5, 2013
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