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Yawning Donkey 

Morning Wood
My girlfriend wont stop riding my Yawning Donkey

It is on like donkey kong 

It is on like donkey kong is not a saying.

Swamp Donkey 

A word refering to someone with an abnormally large penis, can be a pet name, often used refering to a man hung like a smokehouse
Damn Bradley is such a swamp donkey, his cock is huge!
Swamp Donkey by Bradley Wier November 23, 2007

Swamp Donkey 

the state in which ones taint, testicles, and/or ass will become sweaty and nasty after playing sports on a hot summer day, often enhanced by the use of compression shorts.
Man, I can smell that swamp donkey all the way over on the other side of the locker room.

Say that one more time and I'll drip my swamp donkey on yo' face, bitch.

Sparkle donkey 

(n.) the act of a glitter bearded individual eating your asshole.
Jake saw this shit on Pinterest, he ate my ass SO GOOD, now I have a sparkle donkey.
Sparkle donkey by Yonce2k17 February 25, 2017

kick the donkey 

using a peer to peer p2p service, such as eDonkey to look for a file, such as an mp3
I hear Band X has a new CD out. I may have to kick the donkey for that one.