Awkward Turtle

1.Hand sign for a turtle/a tortoise but with a thumb rotation in circle used in any "awkward" feeling.
2.Reddit's powermod Karen woman.
3.A micropenis exposed out of male's pants/underwear/shorts.

Awkward Turtle is so power hungry on Reddit, but she's lifeless in reality.

by Shiine-1 June 13, 2023

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Winking Turtle

When you flash someone while flaccid.

"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"

by Dzntz69 April 19, 2024

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Onion Turtle

When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick

Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good

by Bullfrog738583 March 02, 2023

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Turtles and Conquistador

Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.

Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.

The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.

“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”

by Honest2n March 23, 2024

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