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Hookah thot

A person who smokes hookah and records themselves blowing the smoke into the camera.
Person 1: Yo did you see Joyce last night?
Person 2: Nah what was she doing?
Person 1: Being a hookah thot on snap😂
by lol.k January 9, 2021
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THOT

The holy orange Toaster.

He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e.
He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0.
He knows what happens behind the event horizon of a black hole.
He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence, when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening. He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist in the first place, and much more.
He knows how all this is possible at the same time, without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.

He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.

THOT is the most powerful of all gods.
He defined the laws of physics, and he can redefine them at will.
He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
My family and I pray to THOT every day at 4:20 pm.
by Xuos January 17, 2020
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Thot

The Word Thot is Internet Slang for the acronym for "That Hoe Over There".
the word is synonymous to the words Slut and Whore etc
by Walter African American February 13, 2019
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Thot

by LuhRockety April 8, 2019
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THOT

Time to break out dem THOT clothes!
by Blkvelveteen20 July 2, 2018
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Kind Thot

A hoe that says thank you when I finish
Yo, you know Brittani, she's the local kind thot
by Jek422 October 22, 2022
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Thot

Thot means 'That hoe over there"
"Omg she's such a thot"
by E-The-Abro-sexual-Gender-Fluid November 29, 2019
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