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Flying Awkward Turtles

this happens when a situation is so awkward if the turtles weren't flying they would cut the tension and all hell would break lose. However, if the tension is cut an immediate mob of more flying turtles, awkward turkeys, awkward peacocks and regular awkward turtles start to surround the situation. If there is a silence from the awkward situation for longer than 5-10 seconds then a giant Awkward killing shark comes along and eats everything in one bite, thus returning everything back to normal.
I was buying condoms in the sex isle at the store the other day, and my girlfriends dad walked up and started having a conversation with me about her. When he saw what i was buying, flying awkward turtles started to swarm above me. Eventually they cut the tension and then a mob of turkeys, peacocks and more turtles started to swarm. The awkward killing shark never came...
by G-money777 June 10, 2011
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turble

when u type turtle too quickly
"I like turbles" "turble?" "sorry I meant turtle"
by Obamasenpai June 16, 2019
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terrible tuttle

A pale white fat dirty whore that consumes skinny unsuspecting victums while drunk. And is constantly getting fatter with ever victum she consumes!
Damn, Jeff Jones sure aint been right since last night. He must have ran in to terrible tuttle!
by B.B.M.F. February 28, 2009
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turtles

Manually checked for turtles.
by PET-BASIC September 15, 2010
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awkward turtles

imaginary turtles that are born after you run into your girlfriend while hanging out with other girls that you didn't tell her about; making it an awkward situation to be included in
woah, 10,000 awkward turtles were just born
by coolkids03 December 16, 2008
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turdle

when the crap sticks out of the water a little like a turtle
Oh man, I just had the worst turdle, it was sticking out like 5 inches.
by Petershey February 14, 2006
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turtles

a breaker move like the cricket except instead of bouncing from hand to hand you have your elbows in your gut and your spining in a circle by slightly raising your hand shifting if and puting it back down. keep dooing this from hand to hand until you've gone around in a complete cirle
turtles are easy to do as long as you can hold the freeze.
by blazed December 16, 2004
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