Man Poo

Man Poo is a drunk-like persona a person can possibly have while completely smashed.

this person will sing songs from the 30's to 70's and act as if they are really recent. they will also do crazy things eg. Skateboard nude while drunk, or do a handstand against a wall, pass out... but stay in handstand position.

Jamie: woa wtf is with Bob?
Adam: whats he doing?
Jamie: he's singing Christmas carols... in July?!
Adam: ha! bob is such a Man Poo!
Jamie: yea... he sure is.

by Mathew Iron Pants February 15, 2009

Poo Clot

A slang word for constipation.
Can also be used to describe a large build up of excrement as the result of not using the toilet in several days.

Me: oh man, I haven't shit in like 5 days, I have a serious poo clot.

Friend: Ew, thats vile man.

by Mr Peel October 7, 2012

boopy poo

boop the poo

hi do u wanna get boopy pooed

by fish in a bucket September 14, 2020

poo-face

n. An insult implying that a person has a face made of poo, or has a lot of poo on their face.

You're a poo-face, you got so much poo on your face that... well... there's just a lot of poo, ok?

by Leriach July 11, 2005

Poo Diddy

When you’re about to ejaculate on a victim, and you instead turn around and ass-to-face fart on them.

“Yeah bro not kidding! On April fools, I about to bust on my girl’s face and I pulled a Poo Diddy and whipped my shit around a took a massive fart on her tongue.” - Brady

by Brady Kenny October 17, 2021

Poo Vagina

When a woman wipes back to front to expose her genitals to fecal matter, so when a man goes down expecting a fish fillet he’ll only to come up with a sloppy joe.

That woman’s poo vagina smells like shit.

by Mystical_Voodoo April 25, 2021

poo stainer

A person who exhibits bratty or obnoxious behavior, often for no legitimate reason. Can also be shortened to 'stainer.'

"Then he said, 'I don't have time to email you! Football is a 12-hour-a-day job!'"
"Eric is such a poo stainer."

by HarryPi September 11, 2009