No Dump December

No Dump December takes place during December and means that you cannot dump during December. It is mostly used as a challenge to see who can last the longest throughout December without taking a dump.

How long have you lasted through No Dump December?

by The No Calendar September 19, 2022

sumpy dump

The result of either; the ingestion of a laxative spiked beverage, or cheap whiskey that results in abnormally swampy and stinky discharge that feels as if it was being removed from the anus by a sump pump.

Dude why did you buy that nasty ass whiskey, I had such a bad sumpy dump!

by justinjoshkelly October 31, 2007

trump-dump

1) When a person/mammal farts loudly in a crowd of people and everyone just stands there and takes it.

2) How society deals with Donald Trump

Donald sure let a loud trump-dump in the meeting this morning.

by Tubagirl81 October 19, 2017

Parallel Dump

When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.

"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"

by Whateverdude August 31, 2013

rub-a-dub dump

When you jerk off while taking a dump.

Jay stopped playing GTA to take a rub-a-dub dump

by JackNero December 13, 2017

Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.

Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.

by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024

Princess Dump-Truck

A hot girl common in south ga with a Phat Honky tonk bo donk booty big enough to fill a tonka truck

Did you see that girl Megan over there she’s a princess dump-truck with booty like that you know she can haul so cheeks.

by Finalceeg March 13, 2025