driver---"where ya headed?"
hitchhiker---"lawton oklahoma...ya know it?"
driver---"methlawhoma(meth-law-homa)!! Hellsya jump on in!!!
hitchhiker---"lawton oklahoma...ya know it?"
driver---"methlawhoma(meth-law-homa)!! Hellsya jump on in!!!
by willylast October 26, 2020
Get the methlawhoma(meth-law-homa)mug. The long shaft of the law is what you receive when you get caught slippin’ by the police.
It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.
Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.
It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.
Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.
The only way to assuredly avoid getting fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law is to never ever leave the safety of your constitutionally protected house, answer the door for, or talk to anybody.
by CurrentlyPooping September 4, 2021
Get the Fucked by the Long Shaft of the Lawmug. The grandchild-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the second co-cousin-in-lawmug. The likelihood of achieving double-dippage is inversely and exponentially proportional to the effort one puts into achieving it.
"I just got busted trying to file Unemployment while I was working freelance. Foiled by The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage!"
by ShempHoward2020 March 9, 2021
Get the The Inverse Law of Double-Dippagemug. Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.
Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?
Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!
Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!
Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!
Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!
by Mullenator February 21, 2010
Get the Universal Law of Luggage Expansionmug. Also known as the "Rule of Three Months"
Men who have an interest in any type of Hollywood gossip or juicy celeb scoop are obligated by this law to do the following:
-Buy a People, Us Weekly, or Star magazine once a month and let it sit for three months. Once three months goes by you can read all the juicy gossip to prepare for conversation. (Can be replaced with TMZ's three month old archives or recording an Entertainment Tonight episode and watching in three months)
This is so that a man does not appear too up-to-date on their juicy Hollywood gossip.
Men who have an interest in any type of Hollywood gossip or juicy celeb scoop are obligated by this law to do the following:
-Buy a People, Us Weekly, or Star magazine once a month and let it sit for three months. Once three months goes by you can read all the juicy gossip to prepare for conversation. (Can be replaced with TMZ's three month old archives or recording an Entertainment Tonight episode and watching in three months)
This is so that a man does not appear too up-to-date on their juicy Hollywood gossip.
Group: Hey did you hear about Jessica Simpson?
Man #1: Isn't she dating Tony Romo or something? I saw her at a Cowboys game.
Group: Uhh... that was like months ago! She is dating a new man now!
Notice Man #1's effective use of the "Man Pop-Culture Law"
Man #1: Isn't she dating Tony Romo or something? I saw her at a Cowboys game.
Group: Uhh... that was like months ago! She is dating a new man now!
Notice Man #1's effective use of the "Man Pop-Culture Law"
by DefinitelyNotSketch September 16, 2009
Get the Man Pop-Culture Lawmug. by CthulhuCalls April 30, 2010
Get the Arizona Immigration Law SB1070mug.