Dump and a bump

An asshole hanging out in a restaurant, who is getting bored sitting at a bar with his date.

Fuck this, I need a dump and a bump

by Hedgehog 514 January 14, 2022

Eat my dump

And now for the trick you

Eat my dump, foo !

by confused cajun man January 22, 2021

Backpack Dump

When you take someone’s backpack, take a dump in it and bring it back without them knowing.

**Chad takes Brad’s backpack to bathroom**
Chad: I’m going to give this backpack some liquid luck.

**Chad brings back backpack**
Brad: Who took a dump in my backpack?! **Chad is snickering from across the room**

Chad to classmate: I took a backpack dump

by Trappa-keepa May 14, 2018

Bump dump

The act of giving birth.

Jessica's had her bump dump, seen her stretch marks?

by Kleahey November 29, 2019

Parallel Dump

When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.

"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"

by Whateverdude August 31, 2013

Credit dump chump

Somebody who uses a credit card as a debit card would normally be used in order to accrue cash-back benefits. However, they're chumps...

That guy has so much debt he must be a credit dump chump.

by TheRealAOC February 4, 2021

heimerdinger dump

A massive, greasy, monumental shit often taken shortly after consuming large amounts of fast or otherwise fried foods.

"Dude, I just took an absolute heimerdinger dump in the Walmart bathroom. It's like Hiroshima in there."

by comicallylargejimmy August 18, 2025