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surprimaried

When you are unaware that you are "on primary" for your job until it's already happening.
Bridget got surprimaried tonight when she realized she was on primary at 7:05.
by hcrlair January 27, 2018
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Suprisurfacturing

When you create a surprise for someone.
I'm not going to buy a gift, I'm going to do a bit of suprisurfacturing and create something.
by Darth Adzy July 30, 2018
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Suprise Public Fucking

The process of entering a public or privat bathroom, kicking down the door, and lunging at the person there. Once you get to them, you can preform oral sex on any lower oraface, despite the fact of whatever they're doing on the toilet. Sounds disgusting, has never been atemped before, and only will be by the worst of humanity.
Milly: Mom, why were you screaming?
Jill: Oh, your father gave me a Suprise Public Fucking.
Milly: What?
Jill: When I was in the bathroom, when your father kicked down the door, and started eating me out, even though I'm on my period.
Milly:LOL
by Tiberius Declemont December 28, 2018
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Suprise feature

When a programmer is fucking done with bug fixing. So they start calling bugs "suprise features" instad of fixing them. Usually game bugs, for example the bug in skyrim that makes you walk through walls counts as a suprise feature.
A: "Hey i found this bug that makes you walk though walls."
B. "It's not a bug. It's a suprise feature!"
by DopeNopeRopePope March 16, 2020
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Surpresent

Surpresent ; is to engage in the act of representing 1/3rd of the world's population, or under the voting age, or where it's unsafe to do so.
Headline : Kinetic usurp being used to proxy vote for those unable, dubbing it 'surpresent'.
by Bryn Benn April 13, 2020
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Supprise ghost

Where when your girlfriend is studying or working, When she dosent see you pin her down and give her supprise facial.
Im going to give my girlfriend a surprise ghost tonight when she's working. Supprise ghost when you nut on her face when shes working.
by Im15 October 29, 2020
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SupriseWhen

Uhhhhh.
SupriseWhen
by legos1819 December 17, 2020
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