mass shooter syndrome

It happens to silent and quiet people when they encounter a situation and they get irritated inside.

John: she kept asking stupid questions in the meeting and I had this Mass shooter syndrome and couldnt tell her to shut up.

by Samooooooo July 26, 2023

Cooter shooter

When a female sneezes/queefs causing the tampon in her vagina to shoot out like a bullet from an m-16. Deadly at close range if hit directly.

Did you hear how terry died….apparently Meghanns cooter shooter when off and killed him.

by PJohns3372 August 16, 2023

always shoot the messenger

People don't like to hear things they don't like, so community leaders would send people the community doesn't like to deliver bad news, in hopes that they would not return. This way the community never had to directly kill people for petty reasons, as they were only guilty of bring up crap nobody wants to hear.

The caravan was attacked and you let him go, everyone knows that you always shoot the messenger of bad news!

by PinkFuzzyBunnySlippers August 23, 2023

Shitter Shooter

1: Someone with uncontrollable liquid bowel movements.

2: Someone who runs their mouth without thinking.

The appendix is right before the shitter shooter.

No one wants to hear what you have to say out your shitter shooter.

by Henderson020322 August 27, 2023

Lone Shooter's Phone

Yeah, he was a tech guy or something, right? Some kind of engineer.

Hym "Can't get into the lone shooter's phone, huh? Welp... It's nail in the coffin or bust guys. Who's it going to be? I'm not going to submit to your God or whatever and I'm not going to prioritize women who aren't fucking me over me. So... What's it going to be? Pretty easy lay-up for either of you."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Trump shooter

Someone who gets paid to assassinate an old man, but can't hit shit and in turn gets turned into FED spaghetti

Lefty was hired by the left to shoot an innocent.

Come to find out he was just another TRUMP

SHOOTER. Poor guy couldn't hit a glow stick in a dark room full of Haitian nigger monkeys. What a Trumpshooter trump shooter

by Ohfckthatwasntmeth222 July 19, 2024

Skeet Shooting

A game of lining semi-empty or empty water bottles on a table, and then ejaculating on them to see if you can either knock them off the table, or just knock them down. Off the table is +3 points, and simply just knocking them down is +1 point.

I was in a game of skeet shooting with Jimmy the other day, and he knocked all the bottles off of the table! Man does his loads have some velocity.

by NotBajaBlast July 27, 2024