Poo rockets

Poo rockets is when you have Diarrhoea and you're sitting on the toilet when all your poo is rocketing towards the toilet.

Lilly was dealing with many poo rockets while she was on the toilet.

by Hi_its_Eva January 5, 2017

Poo Diddy

When you’re about to ejaculate on a victim, and you instead turn around and ass-to-face fart on them.

“Yeah bro not kidding! On April fools, I about to bust on my girl’s face and I pulled a Poo Diddy and whipped my shit around a took a massive fart on her tongue.” - Brady

by Brady Kenny October 17, 2021

Deja-Poo

The feeling that you've heard this kind of crap before.

While she was explaining her excuses, I had a strong sense of Deja-Poo.

by momo64 October 6, 2012

Poo Clot

A slang word for constipation.
Can also be used to describe a large build up of excrement as the result of not using the toilet in several days.

Me: oh man, I haven't shit in like 5 days, I have a serious poo clot.

Friend: Ew, thats vile man.

by Mr Peel October 7, 2012

Poo-bortion

The act of letting a premature poop onto your sex partner before it matures and is ejected into a toilet.

Sorry, I think you just caused a poo-bortion.

by ShXttalker August 15, 2011

Pregsy Poo

A man who is under 5' tall and has a 43" waste, with a bulging stomache.

Man does he look Pregsy Poo, he looks like he has a baby in there!

by TheGoldNaster October 21, 2011

Roadie poo

Screwed up discarded duct tape littered around the stage by particularly messy roadies. Health and safety out of the window.

Alfred: Whoever set this stage up is a slob, there's roadie poo everywhere.

Napoleon: Yeah somebody's going to slip

by megaWave September 9, 2011