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November 28 

Ask ur crush out don’t be a pussy!

If u ask ur crush out on this day its a 99% chance they’ll say YES!
“Hey sienna its November 28! So… will u be mine?”
Sienna- “YESSS!”
“Omg the urban dictionary was right?!”
November 28 by localqtslag November 7, 2021

november 7th 

ed sheeran: it’s november 7th 😉😏
november 7th by stdtic November 7, 2021

November 8th 

You beat the living fuck out of anyone named Ivan/Ian, and they can’t do anything about it
Ivan/Ian: *Gets the fuck beaten out of them*
Ivan/Ian: bro what the hell?!

Other person: It’s November 8th

Ivan/Ian: Fuck
November 8th by TheDickBandit November 7, 2021

November 7 

Kick your older sibling(s) in the leg day
Jack: Hey do you know what day it is

Milo: November 7th?

Jack: Exactly *kicks Milo*

Milo: You’re lucky this time
November 7 by Alexisjustchillin November 7, 2021

November’s birthday gift 

If you were born in November you don’t have to participate in no nut November and you have no negative repercussions
Person 1: Hey are you be participating in no nut November
Person 2: nah I got November’s birthday gift
Person 1: lucky bastard

November 22 

It’s the day of two people, who told each other they love them. Happy Anniversary!

xoxo Julie
bro: hey! remember November 22?

sis: no, why should I?
bro: today was the day, people fell in love with each other!!
sis: oh nice so happy anniversary to them <3
November 22 by Stullieee November 8, 2021