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November 9th

National hug people named Ian day, feel free to crush their organs

Ian: ew wtf are your doing?
Person: crushing your organs
Ian: bro what the hell
Person: It’s November 9th

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You beat the living fuck out of anyone named Ivan/Ian, and they can’t do anything about it

Ivan/Ian: *Gets the fuck beaten out of them*
Ivan/Ian: bro what the hell?!

Other person: It’s November 8th

Ivan/Ian: Fuck

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