Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.
Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-
Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.
Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.
by Leyulf October 01, 2013
by CerealRapist September 25, 2016
Vaginal sucreation, pussy fluid
by Crackslime January 25, 2019
A term used to describe a situation in which instills an emotional overreaction from many individuals but in reality, the situation does not warrant such a response. In reality, the situation is much more banal.
Hey, did you see when Whole Foods banned the wearing of poppies with their uniforms in Canada? Everyone was freaking out on social media. Even the Federal government passed a unanimous motion condemning Whole Foods and a Provincial government proposed a law against banning the wearing of poppies.
Yeah, that is a nothin' muffin.
Yeah, that is a nothin' muffin.
by thekbird November 06, 2020
In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.
by gymboy318 October 16, 2019
by 47thumper November 10, 2019
by MissAD April 12, 2019