The Ultimate Male Fantasy:
Either a muffin in the shape of a lady, or a living female, fully composed of muffin, both varieties have a disticnt lack of clothing. The only essential ingrediant is the cherry placed in the middle.
Adam: Dude!, your eating a naked muffin lady!

Ally: I know!, it's awesome!, and i just popped the cherry!!!, i have a whole box of naked muffin ladies, you want one?

Adam: Hell yeah i do!!!
by Al-Svanchez May 2, 2007
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Small muffins that have human body parts that may kill yousome people may see when using LSD, and are usually accompanied by Spaghetti Noodles.
Oh shit im freaking out man im seein some fuckin naked muffins
by Nathan LaMarr November 5, 2007
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