Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.
Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.
by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025
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MONSTER TRUCK

WHERE YOU FUCKING A FUCKING MONSTEROUSLY HUGE FUCKING TRUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
ME: I WANT TO FUCK A MONSTER TRUCK

FRIEND: ACTUALLY THAT'S MY KITTEN -
by HAHA THIS WEBSITE IS FUCK NUTS December 12, 2021
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The action of releasing a giant pile of fresh caca, like, the warmest smelliest largest pile of doodoo you've ever seen, even after wiping, you'll still get dirty pants.
Autumn: "DUDE HURRY UP I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT!"
Filip: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M MAKING MOONSHINE IN MY BATHTUB, GO LET A MONSTER OUT OF YOUR ASS IN A HOLW OUTSIDE!"
by Filip H. Tabel October 05, 2023
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Flo-Monster

Flo-Monster is a crazy, awesome being which is loyal and sexy. A FloMo is one of a kind and most likely to rule over lower beings. She drives a FloMobile and takes much joy in raping her close friends. Also fights crime with Stevie, her bitch.
She's so gonna be the Flo-Minister

Om nom nom Flo-Monster!!!
by stevieswarley April 17, 2011
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Monster Crash

Similar affect that occurs after a sugar/caffeine high; more specifically after drinking a Monster energy drink and the affects wear off.
Dude, I think Kyle is gonna pass out. He's on a major Monster Crash!
by Urban Dicks Are Hairy July 16, 2019
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LAZY MONSTER

Definition of a “Lazy Monster
Label at any job site for a person that hides from work,sleeps on the job,pawns their work assignments to other people,takes credit for work their coworkers did,makes excuses not to do a work assignment,complains about every work assignment given to them.
Lazy monster got caught talking to the Forman today about every bodies performance but his his own
by Gahgahs buster March 21, 2024
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Brown Monster

I just dropped a brown monster in the toilet.
by Brownmonster2000 January 13, 2025
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