max

whiter than a fuckin snowstorm like damn shawty

masssive willy and even bigger body count
no bitches exept that one bitch from vr chat
fucks eastern european immigrants. get rid of yo yee yee ass haircut.
kick them out the country.?

max doesnt like immigrants, they take too man jobs.

by spitfiresenpaicumcream March 19, 2022

Max

he is so hot and sexy people want to cume over him and make him squirt

Oh max is so hot

by i am man March 20, 2022

Max

the largest penis to ever go in a woman. he makes all women lose virginity at the sight of him and never backs down from a fight. tall and good at every sport he makes girls drop like flies around him. you can spot him in a crowd because he is tall and has the blondest hair of anyone. he is always the first to raise his hand and he usually gets the right answer. he is a good cook and is very rich in taste and money. he spends his time at the rock climbing gym or fencing with his penis. if you want to impress him you must climb fence and be really smart. he stands up for the little people and helps anyone he sees. he is a big geek and can quote any lord of the rings book or movie. Marvel is his happy place but he likes any action movie. he does everything to the max and speaks three languages. he dislikes anime and hates Ryan. his best friend is Jacob. he has moved five times and been to eight schools. he helped make a bomb unknowingly with dry ice.

did yo see Max yesterday?
yeah at the fencing gym
oh! I saw him at the climbing gym
you talking about Max?
yeah
oh is he the one who helped the old lady cross the street
yes
he is so cool

by DUDE 15 March 21, 2022

Max gearhart

A sharp fellow with hints of awesomeness

I was about to die and max gearhart awsomed me back to life! I love max gearhart.😍

by Wax wearhart March 22, 2022

Max

a wonderful man, very masculine man, a straight guy, loving and compassionate guy, a man who makes sure he brings the money to the table to take care of his obligations and some, a man who loves Chrissy very much and wants to marry her, one of the good ones and he's all mine, ladies man and with that being said ladies keep your hands off because he is very taken, a very open man and his openness is a strength of his, his openness keeps him from missing out on life's little drama shows from Chrissy because if he did not think openly he probably wouldn't be with her, Max loves a lady for who she is inside just the way god made her and loves all her perfect imperfections.
See Chrissy for further information on Max

Max is one of the good ones and he's all mine., I've never seen someone who loves a girl quite like Max does Chrissy., Max has all the great qualities that any girl could ever ask for., Max is just a wonderful human being., If more guys were like Max this world would be a better place!

by chrsissy73 March 23, 2022

Max

Probaly the most amazing person on planet earth, they always make sure their friends are okay and happy even though they can be bitch sometimes. They have the softest brown eyes that sparkle and glisten in the light. They'll do anything for their loved ones, litturally anything. Maxs are some of the funniest people ever who never fail to make you smile not once. They can have anyone fall down to their feet no matter what. They're smile is so sweet and kind, just one look and they can win anyone's heart. I love you more than anything else in existence, max <333.

Max: *sigh*, when will I ever find love?
Everyone else in existence: eXScUSE mE?

by Could be someone you know January 23, 2022

Doing a max

Racist when angry

Can you here that man he's doing a max in the Chinese

by Leviathan22 January 26, 2022