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poop cavern

(noun). a poop cavern is the subsequent result of expelling feces from your rectum and then minutes later, having finished your initial poop, the need to expel more poop arises.

the 'cavern' effect proceeds after the initial poop, such that you experience a reoccurred in your desire to poop. this second need to expel waste material must come by complete surprise, as intentional poop caverning would undermine the whole unexpected quality that makes it worth noting in the first place.

the term cavern is used because of the similarity between this two step pooping method and how a cavern, filled with a material, would react once said material was emptied. you first poop, releasing all the loose material in the cavern (your bowels), then the roof of the cavern 'collapses' (your bowels contract) after you thought it was empty.
"well I first took a shit, wiped and got up. thinking I was finished I left the washroom to its own devices only to discover, moments later, that I must shit again. I thought I was all done in there but it turns out it was just a 'poop cavern'.
by Dickolas October 17, 2010
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poop sock

Sock worn over a male's genitalia that he then uses to give anal(to a male or female) this usually renders the sock covered in feces that is quite difficult to get out
Bruh, I can't wear that sock, it's my poop sock!
by rosa parks's taint-hole January 8, 2019
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Fantasy Pooping

The act of updating/checking your Fantasy football team while pooping.
David added Steve Smith to his lineup while fantasy pooping yesterday.
by JiggaMan321 September 27, 2010
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poop shnaps

an alcoholic beverage consisting of barley, belly lint, schmegma, and cocaine.
by JaMandaGiddy February 14, 2009
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poop sprinkles

(n.) small circular terds exjected from the anus.
(adj.) look as such, looking terrible.
Omg, i look like poop sprinkles today! Ugh.
by hanxchelx April 23, 2009
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squeem poop

When you sent your dog to poop in enemy territory that is called "squeem poop".
by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007
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poop chandeleir

when one has an execive amount of ass pubes and he poops and it sticks to his hair, resemling a poop chandaleir
give me a roll of charmin ultra soft, ive gotta poop chandeleir on the ay
by byron and nick June 29, 2009
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