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Blotto Drunk

Dictionary Term typically used by people who dont drink to describe a state of drunkenness that the other drunks in the room have to look up in a dictionary as despite their 30 years of a continuous state of drunkenness had never heard anyone use that word. Functionally equivalent to ordering a Miami Vice at Virtually any bar not directly on a beach
Man, I am Blotto Drunk. Someone responds that Concrete mixers do not contain alcohol, and please put your pants back on.
Related Words

Assault Drunk 

Directly translated from Finnish. Drinking a lot of booze in a short time to catch up on your friends who started earlier and achieve the same level of drunkness. What'll happen in reality you get too drunk way too fast and end up in the weirdest of situations.
I got off work and got assault drunk to hang out with friends. Ended up naked on the street with no recollection.
Assault Drunk by MagicMairou June 16, 2023

Cuddle Drunk 

Being Cuddle Drunk is the delirious and delicious state of feeling intoxicated after many hours of intimate cuddling leading to a state of mind and body similar to being intoxicated.
4:31 AM You sound drunk… Mmmmm I’m just cuddle drunk.

I’m so cuddle drunk I can’t write this definition!! 💕.

Warning… too much intimate cuddling causes extreme Cuddle Drunkness. ummmm wha k mmm yeeahh
Cuddle Drunk by ktcoe July 3, 2023

Safe Drunk Driving

When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative
You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.
Safe Drunk Driving by Eushshtb July 30, 2023

sleepover drunk 

when 2 or more girls are at a sleepover and make bad decisions at night
oh we sent that text last night when we were sleepover drunk
sleepover drunk by bellstherapper August 12, 2023

Junk Drunk

The effects of consuming alcohol that has been poured on your partners genitals and sucked/licked off.
I licked beer from her pussy and ended up Junk Drunk.
Junk Drunk by PottyMouth73 October 8, 2023