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Event Bomb 

(v) to simultaneously usurp someones status via the planning of an unrelated, off-topic, fictional event.

Used to satirize emotionally vague facebook status' or vaguebooking. Incorporating sincere previous posters and originality is indicative a greater skill.
Tim says: strange feeling...

Claire Comments: Im sorry...

Chris Comments: hard times.

Brad Comments: Sho, lank tough. Chris, wat u doing tonight? Want to grab a beer?

Chris Comments: Sup Brad, I was thinking of doing some training for the Tour de France this eve, but that sounds equally productive. Location?

Brad Comments: Haha. Neva seen u on a bike yet. Reckon we could talk a better game with a beer. Im thinking Forries? Wat time works for you?

Chris Comments: I recon we order from realbeerbox.com, get steers, and ask them to deliver it all to Claire's where we watch LOTR III. No fun in life without variety.

Brad Comments: Sounds Good :D

Brad to Chris on Skype: Dude, we totally just event bombed Tim's status!
Event Bomb by Madly Bran June 22, 2010
Related Words
Dude I just popped an a-bomb.

Man this a-bombs got me tweakin out.
a-bomb by weaktits December 17, 2008

carpet-bomb 

to mount a destructive assault or opposition
They tried to carpet-bomb the senator for his alleged scheme but made no progress.

Phat shit bomb

In today's society "Phat" "Shit" and "Bomb" are all slangs for cool... thusly being called a Phat Shit Bomb means you're friggin amazing.

Word - Damian Conti
Resources - John Randazzo
"Yo, You're the Phat shit bomb!"

Sex Bomb! 

A room (or vehicle) that is in complete disarray after a steamy hook-up.
Inspector Purple: I am exhausted after that totally steamy hook-up. Damn look at this place. There is clothes all over and look at all the overturned furniture. It looks like a sex bomb exploded in this place.
Gidget: I know, it will take forever to clean the place up.
Inspector Purple: It sure will! I am too damn exhausted to clean up this sex bomb!
Sex Bomb! by Inspector Purple September 24, 2009

Apple Bomb 

v. The act of opening finder on a MAC computer/laptop, selecting the applications folder, then:

1. Holding "command" followed by "A" selecting all applications in the folder.

2. Holding "command" followed by "O" opening all selected applications.

(continued holding of "control-O" is not necessary, but produces more devastating effects)
John's laptop was exposed, so i Apple Bombed him for annoying me yesterday.
Apple Bomb by SyknEss 1 January 11, 2011