fiddle twat

a musically declined, not inclined individual, because they sing through their nose like a donkey.

Emily sings like a donkey heeee hawnn, aka fiddle twat.

by Fiddledeefiddledumb September 28, 2017

twat bag

Usually a woman called Debra from the midlands. She is generally very annoying and very old. She is normally retarded and speaks with tongue hanging out. She can usually be found in the window seat on the bus licking the window.

The Twat bag spoke and noone understood her was a very monotone mixture of words

by debras carer December 05, 2023

Tommy Twat-Texter

A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.

‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’

by PettyPrincess May 01, 2022

ya facking twat

When miss Brown gets pissed

Rory ya facking twat

by mnbjkl March 22, 2021

twat plant

Also known as a vagina, pussy, va-jay jay. It also grows next to the cactus in the desert.

She needs to do something with that twat plant.

by Kandicyd July 24, 2009

Twat stamp

A tattoo similar to a tramp stamp, but above one's vagina.

I thought I wanted to be a porn star, so I got a twat stamp in 2014. Now I get made fun of by my OBGYN.

by immadieanyway November 25, 2021

millennial twat

Real time neck up dead lacking street skills other than its Uber app.

Twat 1 says "holy bat shit is totally lost in translation cuz Uber broke down with no celly life "

Twat 2 says "Ur such a ginormous Millennial Twat"

by Never Sell Out ! 88 November 21, 2017