When you stay the night with a member of the opposite sex, or the same sex if you swing that way, and you don't intend to have sex with them. But in the morning, you decide that you're going to have sex with them.
I went to her house last night, and wanted to get down but we decided not to. But I ended up staying the night, and then we had a breakfast fuck.
by serendipitysparkle February 3, 2018
Get the breakfast fuckmug. Yeah! Really! That's all they're doing! Holy shit! I mean, I'm clearly more insane but if they were a fire, my ass-hair would be getting singed.
A dumb slut "FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU! I CHOOSE NOAH! EQUAL!!! EEEEQUAAAAAAL!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!"
Hym "JESUS CHRIST! I probably should have lead with the mass murder... I mean... Next time I'll build the robots first. Mass murder immediately.... Try and avoid the brain worm... Yep... Yep... Hmm... I really like doing it this way better though. Right? Because if I lead with the death-bots... You can kind of be like 'Well of course he took over the world! He's got an army of death-bots!' But this? I mean, like literally all other Gods, my plan probably could have been a little less convoluted... And it accomplishes nothing other than my own personal amusement... BUUUUT! Buuuut... It's also a little reality-monstery. So you can kind of be like 'Oh yeah... I can kind of see a reality monster doing that...' But that's not important. Really it's the friends we made along the way that's the important part."
Hym "JESUS CHRIST! I probably should have lead with the mass murder... I mean... Next time I'll build the robots first. Mass murder immediately.... Try and avoid the brain worm... Yep... Yep... Hmm... I really like doing it this way better though. Right? Because if I lead with the death-bots... You can kind of be like 'Well of course he took over the world! He's got an army of death-bots!' But this? I mean, like literally all other Gods, my plan probably could have been a little less convoluted... And it accomplishes nothing other than my own personal amusement... BUUUUT! Buuuut... It's also a little reality-monstery. So you can kind of be like 'Oh yeah... I can kind of see a reality monster doing that...' But that's not important. Really it's the friends we made along the way that's the important part."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
Get the Fuck Youmug. noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.
Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.
Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.
by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021
Get the Serious Fucking Guymug. (V)
To get dirty under a blanket
(Exclamation)
A word to say when something is not supposed to happen/ exist -example: Karen, your sibling, when your dog shits inside, choking on penis,
Fucked:
As a noun
Being drunk
To get dirty under a blanket
(Exclamation)
A word to say when something is not supposed to happen/ exist -example: Karen, your sibling, when your dog shits inside, choking on penis,
Fucked:
As a noun
Being drunk
We was fucked comin home from da club
Mah parents fucked to make this “child” who I am sad to proclaim is what my parents call a sIbLiNg
FUCK, I was yelled at for saying tHe eF WoRD
Mah parents fucked to make this “child” who I am sad to proclaim is what my parents call a sIbLiNg
FUCK, I was yelled at for saying tHe eF WoRD
by Big stonks March 22, 2020
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Get the fuckmug. by liv oconnor December 5, 2024
Get the head fuckmug. by Swifte69 February 17, 2024
Get the Holy moly fuckmug.