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Personal biscuit

Would you like your personal biscuit buttered?
by amandanicole07 May 30, 2022
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shrimps & biscuits

When you wear open back/open toe shoes and your toes (shrimps) extend out too far and your heels (biscuits) extend out from the back of the shoe.
Example: Did you see her Shrimps & Biscuits? Girl, you better wear the right shoes for those feet.
by Jphoenix7x January 4, 2017
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Scooped My Biscuit

The act of one person putting their hand up a womans skirt or dress and grabbing their va-jay-jay.
Oh my god! Ryan... that guy just "Scooped my Biscuit" !!
by BISCUIT SCOOPER October 18, 2011
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biscuit

Lame person or someone who gets no p*ussy
that n*gga alexis is a biscuit
by 0bsesslon February 9, 2022
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Frac-style biscuits and gravy

The art of taking out the porta john urinal cake blowing your load on it and eating it.
Today on pad we had the green eat a Frac-style biscuits and gravy
by Fracgoon90 August 11, 2019
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biscuit fist

To put your hand in a fist and punch someone (or something) so hard it ends up looking like a biscuit

To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards
If she says one more thing about me, I'll biscuit fist her so hard.

I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.

After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.
by ukahaylee September 19, 2016
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The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
by x427 October 5, 2023
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