Two Second Speed Up

When a guido approaches slowly in his tricked out Honda Civic, speeds up for the 2 seconds it takes to pass you in order to look sweet, then immediately slows down again.

Two Second Speed Up

by CPD2011 April 20, 2011

Thats my two cents

Giving one's opinion

"His dad really shouldnt be that strict, you know. He should be much less aggressive... Well thats my two cents."

by James McArthur January 29, 2006

two in the goo one in the poo

the index and middle finger in the vagina, and the thumb in the rectum. also known as two in the pink one in the stink or the shocker

That ho was so skanky, she actually enjoyed two in the goo one in the poo.

by barrenGate August 09, 2003

Two Door Cinema Club

An awesome indie band from Down, Northern Ireland. The band consists of Alex Trimble (Lead vocals, Guitar, Synths), Kevin Baird (Bass, Vocals) and Sam Halliday (Guitar, Vocals). They are signed to French label Kitsuné Music

Friend: Any good concerts coming up?
Me: Well, I'm going to see Two Door Cinema Club next weekend

by StereoLove March 19, 2011

two legs and a wet patch

After many long months with no sex you would settle for it. Man, animal, female etc.

It has been that long I would settle for anything with two legs and a wet patch

by The_Devon October 20, 2009

Two Sausage Egg Breakfast

While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.

Nick: Hey man, lets give Jim a Two Sausage Egg Breakfast.
Josh: Hell yeah he looks hungry.

by FullMetalBalrog March 11, 2021

two in the loot, one in the boot

The act of placing your index and middle finger in the women’s vagina and placing your pinky finger in the anus simultaneously.

Dude, last night was crazy. Samantha let me put two in the loot, one in the boot.

by Debbie Hall June 22, 2018