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Thats my two cents

"His dad really shouldnt be that strict, you know. He should be much less aggressive... Well thats my two cents."
by James McArthur July 16, 2008
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two in the goo one in the poo

the index and middle finger in the vagina, and the thumb in the rectum. also known as two in the pink one in the stink or the shocker
That ho was so skanky, she actually enjoyed two in the goo one in the poo.
by barrenGate August 9, 2003
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Two Door Cinema Club

An awesome indie band from Down, Northern Ireland. The band consists of Alex Trimble (Lead vocals, Guitar, Synths), Kevin Baird (Bass, Vocals) and Sam Halliday (Guitar, Vocals). They are signed to French label Kitsuné Music
Friend: Any good concerts coming up?
Me: Well, I'm going to see Two Door Cinema Club next weekend
by StereoLove April 4, 2011
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two legs and a wet patch

After many long months with no sex you would settle for it. Man, animal, female etc.
It has been that long I would settle for anything with two legs and a wet patch
by The_Devon October 19, 2009
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Two Hand Ham Twister

The Two Hand Ham Twister (THHT) is an advanced form of head in which the one giving head has one hand on the base of the dick and one hand near the top and twists them in opposite directions back and forth while simultaneously moving both hands up and down in sync with each other and the mouth giving the head. This type of head requires a considerable amount of lubrication and skill and it is also the type of head Simon is receiving.
"bro I got a Two Hand Ham Twister from my girl last night, that shit made me nut in 30 seconds"
by Slangslammer9000 October 12, 2019
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Two pretty best friends

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly.
by pologee November 8, 2020
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Uncle Robbie Two Fingered

When Uncle Robbie comes in in the middle of the night and slides in two fingers.
I was sleeping peacefully last night until I got Uncle Robbie Two Fingered.
by Hammerhead250 November 1, 2020
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