Michigan tongue twister

The act of wrapping your tongue (women) around the shaft of the penis. Then, the man must proceed (with the tongue still wrapped) to crawl under the woman and licking the clitoris.

"Dude! I gave your sister so much of a Michigan tongue twister, she can't even talk today!"

by Real And True Definitions January 9, 2015

Twitterpated

Obsessed with one's Twitter (to the point of being completely pated).

"Oh my God, I have to Twitter that!"
"You're so twitterpated."

by blissfulrie July 31, 2009

Mexican Chud Twister

the act of putting ur chud in a blender and adding come shit in the mix to freshen the smell, you shall dress up as santy and feed it to infants on christmas eve to boost up your communitry service hours

Girl: I hope Santa comes daddy!

Dad: Sure, maybe you'll get that Mexican Chud Twister you've been asking for.

by BananaMushFan27 June 3, 2010

twitterpated

1) jumping from one thought process to another with no outcome. 2) unable to make a decision before progressing to another option with no conclusion.

Mary is so twitterpated that it is uncomfortable trying to work with her.

by rick stevens February 20, 2007

Twitterbate

Debating another person or topic in 140 characters or less.

The two candidates erupted in a Twitterbate as the election neared.

by Viva Visibility November 2, 2008

Twitterpated

1. A word of infatuation.
2. A word that is full of fucks.

1. My boyfriend is so amazing, I'm so twitterpated!
2. Twitterpated; I love the fuck out of that word!

by thechelsum March 25, 2010

Twittergrounded

When a person logged on to the social networking site Twitter uses the post and reply features so much within a short period of time, the service temporarily shuts down their tweeting privileges.

"Poor @{twitter-name}...been twittergrounded again for being so talkative."

by fjm00 January 29, 2009