Train

I like trains 👁️👄👁️

Person 1: oh look a train!
Person 2: oh wow!!!
Pet 1: *gets run over by train*
Person 1: I- jErRoD? :(
Person 2: are you talking about the jErRoD from your new boyfriend by wilbur soot-?
Person 1: no bitch in talking about my damn pet.
Person 2: oh.

by ..Cloud.9.. March 7, 2021

Train

A bunch of carriages coupled together, traditionally with a locomotive at one end. All you need to know is that you are duct taped to the tracks and one of those 600 tonne motherfuckers is coming. No matter what you think, you are in a simulation, and are being euthanised by the agency in real life. Don't believe me? Shove your head into your phone screen to pop out into the real world.

Haha loser you banged your head 😏

Person 1: Bruv you boutta get smashed by dat train right over dere

Person 2: Man what are you on, there isn't gonna be a train for days-*horn sound followed by squealing brakes and smash noise*

by PavlovA_YT May 2, 2025

Power Train

When all the men running a regular train on a desirous woman wear conductor’s hats and the woman wears an electric fence collar. The men take turns running the woman back and forth across the fence line in a wheel barrel as the woman makes train whistle noises between shocks.

Honey, let’s take a trip on to pound town on the the power train! We’ll ask the neighbors to join us!

by Morty Teeny Tiny Table Top January 20, 2023

Mississippi Train

When you live in Mississippi and your cousins come into town for a family reunion and you run a train on each other.

I went to this family reunion one time with my buddy, everyone started to run a Mississippi train on each other so obviously I had to join in.

by Ilikebigbootybishes May 2, 2019

train

a train is a machine with an engine

a train is usually used to transport people from once place to another. this is a traditional definition

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

The A Train

The long slumber you go into when you take ambien.

I think I'm going to go take the A Train.

by Cricket13 April 8, 2011

stroking the money train

Coaxing money out of people.

Ashley: Let’s get this money train going.

Sam: There she goes stroking the money train!

by yelhsasiehttseb February 14, 2021