Max

max is the best person ever. he has eyes that you could lose days in. he is the smartest person I know and will always come to a peaceful resolution where both sides are happy. he loves anything other people don't and tries to introduce them to it. you can always spot him in a crowd due to his hair. he is loved by everyone around him. he makes friends on the first day anywhere.

Person 1:hey have you met max yet?
Person 2:yeah, he is so cool
Max: hey guys

by DUDE 15 February 11, 2022

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the largest penis to ever go in a woman. he makes all women lose virginity at the sight of him and never backs down from a fight. tall and good at every sport he makes girls drop like flies around him. you can spot him in a crowd because he is tall and has the blondest hair of anyone. he is always the first to raise his hand and he usually gets the right answer. he is a good cook and is very rich in taste and money. he spends his time at the rock climbing gym or fencing with his penis. if you want to impress him you must climb fence and be really smart. he stands up for the little people and helps anyone he sees. he is a big geek and can quote any lord of the rings book or movie. Marvel is his happy place but he likes any action movie. he does everything to the max and speaks three languages. he dislikes anime and hates Ryan. his best friend is Jacob. he has moved five times and been to eight schools. he helped make a bomb unknowingly with dry ice.

did yo see Max yesterday?
yeah at the fencing gym
oh! I saw him at the climbing gym
you talking about Max?
yeah
oh is he the one who helped the old lady cross the street
yes
he is so cool

by DUDE 15 March 21, 2022

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a tomgirl who likes tomboys and think's that lead is so heavy that 3 people could not even hold a spoon full a max is can also not tell the difference between a rihno and elephant max his height is around 4 feet most people say he is not good enough to go to tournaments and max has erectile dysfunction

max has outism and is not as funny as pakal

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The onion king, with the sweatiest palms ever seen

- Have you shaked his hand yet?
- Yea, he's such a Max

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Max is a cool guy. He's funny, intelligent, cute and always in style.
Max always listens to you but isn't that confident - so comfort him!
He'd be a great person to love

Uh, so much is happening at the moment! I definitely have to talk to Max.

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