turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger

drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up

by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009

Pot Thought

One of those crazy thoughts that pops into your head when you're stoned out.

Stoned Guy 1 "Dude, we should turn this couch into a spaceship and go to the moon."

Stoned Guy 2 "We might find ALIENS, man!"

Not Stoned Guy "Dude, what a pot thought."

by EvanAlmighty January 27, 2010

Puppy Touch

To touch, caress, etc. something soft as you would a puppy.

"His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"

by pupl0ver234 February 22, 2010

grammy toucher

a person who likes to watch old people undress and fantasize about touching them.

that grammy toucher was checking out your grandmother

by bagulese February 26, 2011

Shit-Toucher

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.

Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.

by derandunimo March 12, 2011

Sparkle Touched

When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness

Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched

by Phantom Pi September 23, 2011

truck toucher

usually a female refers to your penis because touching a mans truck is like touching his cock

that girl in the skimpy skirt is such a truck toucher.

by bigolboy November 3, 2011