The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.
Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”
by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023
Get the Double sided floople sludgemug. Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".
Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!
by d-rob all the time December 29, 2009
Get the West Side Guidomug. As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.
by The dumper jumper February 14, 2023
Get the Side Wipermug. A phrase used to describe how close you are to something or being in a short margin.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.
by Bar B Q February 1, 2022
Get the Side's Dick Awaymug. A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
Get the Spotify and Side Hugmug. The process when a male/female partner strokes a flaccid penis while you both side step towards the nearest wall. Upon getting close to the wall the flaccid penis turns erect. The partner stroking the penis spins them around and shoves their penis through the wall and starts fisting them until they ejaculate into a jar of Kentucky moonshine then you both chug until you pass out or throw up.
Dude I was with this girl last night and she gave me the old Kentucky side step. I've never cum so hard before throwing up in my life.
by Panda fucker January 6, 2020
Get the Kentucky side stepmug. An analogy for a situation where a desirable outcome is so far-fetched, it is viewed as functionally impossible.
"You think Cassie will go to prom with me if I ask?" "You'd be rolling a Zero-Sided Die if you attempt."
by SpaceyStars January 4, 2023
Get the Zero-Sided Diemug.