mother

Female person or female animal that made and carried in the womb other living beings.

Mother.

by Ramparilli June 15, 2023

mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

Sweet mother fucker Jones

Sweet version of motherfucker Jones iykyk HAHAHAH BITCHES

Woah look it’s Sweet motherfucker Jones so rare

Hahah jks he da best

Sweet mother fucker Jones

by Sweetmotherfuckerjones May 29, 2020

Fuckings mother

A person who has taken you into the world, but you wished they hadn't. So you kill yourself and blame it on your mother.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that Fillip killed himself.
Guy 2: Yeah he blamed that Fuckings mother.

by Johre Malin Ravndal November 12, 2018

Mothers onion

An old fat saggy person that sits in a motorised wheelchair

"That Mothers onion stole my toilet paper"

by shivesh likes chicken biryani April 27, 2024

Mother Nezuko

Mother Nezuko is the best mother in motherly history.
She is possibly the most amazing human being on this earth, none can defy her awesomeness.

Mother Nezuko solos you and your favourite, so don't even attempt to be better, cuz you'll fail. MISERABLY.
Mother Nez is also the best future surgeon to, is your Mother the best future surgeon?
Didn't think so.

"What are your thoughts on Mother Nezuko?"
"Oh I thinks she's absolutely incredible dude, her kids must be the luckiest people on earth!"
"Gee, I sure wish she was my mother"

by Ray Overlord May 20, 2022

your mother

great argument but ⬧︎□︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⧫︎❒︎♋︎■︎⬧︎●︎♋︎⧫︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎⬧︎♏︎ ❍︎♏︎⬧︎⬧︎♋︎♑︎♏︎⬧︎ □︎❒︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ♓︎ ❍︎♏︎♋︎■︎ ♓︎ ♎︎□︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ❒︎♏︎♋︎●︎●︎⍓︎ ♍︎♋︎❒︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎⬧︎♏︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ 🙰◆︎⬧︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♐︎♓︎■︎♎︎ □︎◆︎⧫︎ ♐︎□︎❒︎ ♐︎◆︎■︎

Your mother ha ha☟︎✌︎ ☟︎✌︎✌︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 🕈︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎👎︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ ❄︎✋︎💣︎☜︎ ❄︎☼︎✌︎☠︎💧︎☹︎✌︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☞︎⚐︎⚐︎☹︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☹︎⚐︎💧︎☜︎☼︎ ☟︎✌︎✌︎ ☟︎✌︎✌︎ 👌︎☼︎⚐︎ ✋︎💣︎✌︎☝︎✋︎☠︎ ❄︎☼︎✌︎☠︎💧︎☹︎✌︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ☝︎☼︎☜︎✌︎❄︎ ✌︎☼︎☝︎🕆︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎ ☠︎☜︎☼︎👎︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ 💣︎⚐︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎

by A Normal Black Mesa Scientist November 5, 2021