An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
Apple
1. the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.
2.the tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food.
1. the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.
2.the tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food.
by Bigleoth August 23, 2019
Guy: dude soon it's real crazy frog hours
Other guy: what are you listening to?
Guy: “vamos a la playa”
Other guy: what are you listening to?
Guy: “vamos a la playa”
by Fat 90-s kid February 20, 2018
A female that has only had sexual encounters or intercourse with females. A female that has not had penal penetration.
by Fourshow January 14, 2021
for what to live and die.
as far as that goes focus on real and social concerns primarily in your waking life and - sweet dreams you can make happen!
all we here're into. ever.
as far as that goes what i like nothing more than to do viz. Urban Dictionary is pick the innocuous ones only to find something disgusting. the questionabler the better. choice!
substance, bound giving in to sound.
as far as that goes you're free wholly as long as you pick real and social concerns!.!
as far as that goes focus on real and social concerns primarily in your waking life and - sweet dreams you can make happen!
all we here're into. ever.
as far as that goes what i like nothing more than to do viz. Urban Dictionary is pick the innocuous ones only to find something disgusting. the questionabler the better. choice!
substance, bound giving in to sound.
as far as that goes you're free wholly as long as you pick real and social concerns!.!
for years i had to make it make it to maidenhead, then i discovered real and social concerns. shirk-me-not
by silencut March 02, 2009
Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!
Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis
Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death
*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis
Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death
*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
by yrgh October 20, 2024
Barry: what are you listening to
Cornelius: jcole
Barry: but dude it's real kendrick hours why aren't u listening to Kendrick?
Cornelius: ah shit u right B
Cornelius: jcole
Barry: but dude it's real kendrick hours why aren't u listening to Kendrick?
Cornelius: ah shit u right B
by NROD6GOD May 15, 2018