blob potato

some one that is lazy fat and eats a lot of food they probably have no friends

bob spend all day in bed is is soo lazy and a blob potato

by billy bob apple June 16, 2022

potato cat

a very fat cat who is sweet and lovable. he is very cute and chunky.

My potato cat was sleeping in my lap.

by Raskalmutt August 6, 2022

Orange-potato

Wheb you feel sad and like you want to slap someone in the face... With a chair😀

When her ex is around Elena turns into an Orange-potato

by Zoe 101 September 24, 2018

potato brigade

When you and each of your friends orders fries at a restaurant and combine them all together to make one giant pile of fries.

Dude, we need to go to McDonalds and have a potato brigade!

by Daggur111 May 13, 2016

Potato Scraper

A person with braces that scrapes another person's penis with they're braces when they are sucking said penis

"Man that Potato Scraper really tore up my penis."

by Gunnar Nastee December 1, 2011

Potato

1. The holiest and fruitiest of veggietables. Good to crunch. Found in chip, fry, mash, scallop, and raw forms.
2. Used to describe anything and everything.

1. Hailey gazed longingly at the crispy crunchyness of the glorious potato fry.
2. "Look at my new puppy!"
"Awww! He's such a potato!"

by :○) June 12, 2022

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

by penisshakes March 29, 2021