Sarah's Penis

A penis large enough to block out the sun. Causing a total eclipse.

Jupiter is smaller than a Sarah's Penis!

by Dabe July 16, 2008

penis pilgrim

1. One who explores for penis'.

2. A homosexual male.

Jane: I need some penis.
Jack: Youre such a penis pilgrim.

by Jeremy Little December 23, 2008

Gwens penis

Gwens penis is 72” big so you can suck it

Caius: hey did you hear about gwens penis?
Henry: yea! You gonna ride it?
Caius: already did it was like a rollercoaster!

by I suck dick on the daily April 14, 2020

Schrödinger's Penis

When a person is both a man and a women until you see their Penis.

-Traps are gay
-No their not because Schrödinger's Penis

by sovietvodka901 June 24, 2019

echidna penis

A 4-headed penis.

My girlfriend invited 3 other girls when she found out I had an echidna penis.

by JesJesJulio July 11, 2014

Penis Sanctum

A Penis Sanctum is a reference to a gay mans bedroom.

"Freddy, after a long night of partying, brought Josh back to his Penis Sanctum"

by Zak Heath August 3, 2007

Penis witch

Similar to a swamp donkey, yet unique. Penis witches pray on non-drunken souls, through the use of heavy disguises to spread dick-pestilence to the naive villagers.

"That penis witch road ever broom in town"

by Cdicknell December 16, 2011