Cock booger

Dried up semen that is sticking on the cock.

I had a cock booger and it hurt when I pulled it off.

by fuck does it matter January 26, 2008

flat cocking

The act of two women (lesbian or not) sitting across from each other with their legs spread open and sideways, allowing for full contact of their vagina to one another. Once in contact, they begin rubbing/grinding themselves against the other's vagina. Not entirely unlike the act of using a two-headed dildo and coming all the way together, only this does not involve a dildo.

My dyke neighbors would probably spend a romantic evening flat cocking each other, since they were too poor to buy a dildo or strap-on.

I can't believe nobody has heard of the term "flat cocking"

by RDSTUD September 21, 2007

Cock Eyed

A person who cant see straight.

That fence is all over the place, whoever built it must have been cock eyed.

by Matoman February 19, 2017

Cock martyr

Not just a homo but a SUPER homo who will literally die for the cock

I will give my life for the cock and shall go down in history as a cock martyr!

by Gonzo2814 February 27, 2010

cock pushups

The act of lying flat on one's stomach and lifting oneself with one's boner.

I've increased the strength of my penis by doing cock pushups.

by Massive_D of VN DT February 3, 2004

stunt cock

The guy who sleeps with a girl after some other guy (usually a mate/friend) puts in the effort chatting her up.

Usually when a group of guys are out together and one spends the night chatting up a girl but when it comes to the crunch she mysteriously ends up getting shagged by one of the other guys in the group. The first guy is the fluff boy..the other is the stunt cock!

by Drew Dunstone January 31, 2007

Cock Lobster

1. the end product of a males penis after having sex with a woman with her period

"but mike we cant have sex unless you want to come out all COCK LOBSTER, i have my period"

by Mj May 13, 2005