War In Tea

When you’re served a Sweet Iced Tea in the North.

Waitress “Can I get yous something to drink?”
Me “I’ll have a Sweet Iced Tea”
Waitress “You mean a War In Tea?”

by Michael word rocker January 17, 2019

raspberry tea

when a girl bleeds into her panties and puts them in the sink so they don't stain, turning the water pink.

"Damn, that's nasty. Someone's brewing raspberry tea in your bathroom."

by Shana Da Flama May 6, 2009

tea

Listen to the Kinks' song, "have a cuppa tea" and you'll know everything you need to know about tea

Granny's always ravin' and rantin',
And she's always puffin' and pantin',
And she's always screaming and shouting,
And she's always brewing up tea...

by timinatorx May 26, 2023

forbidden iced tea

Chew tobacco spit in a iced tea bottle

Man my girlfriend is all pissed off at me now. She drank the forbidden iced tea from my spit bottle

by Jdbdbsuzh April 23, 2023

Tuppence In A Tea Cup

When you stuff your balls into another mans ass...

Alex: "I think its time to stick a tuppence in a tea cup good fellow"

by FriendlyThesaurus January 27, 2018

Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

by al00f March 19, 2010

Reverse Tea-Bag

When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.

That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.

by Mike the Squirrel September 10, 2018