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Talking Parrot Phenomenon

The sudden inexplicable inability to demonstrate an action to an audience specifically summoned to view said action.

This phenomenon receives its name from the premise of a pet "talking" parrot who is suddenly silent when guests are invited to see it "talk." "I swear!," says the owner, "He says all kinds of stuff! He says 'hello', he says our names! Really! I don't know why he won't do it now...." while the guests nod and say, "Suuure, he talks. We totally believe you."
EXAMPLE:

You "Every time I try to load this page I get a weird error message. I restarted and everything. Come in here and look at this."

IT Employee: "OK, show me what it's doing."

You: Repeat action that has resulted in a error 17 times in a row. Page now loads no problem. "I swear, it was giving me an error every single time before you were standing here. Talking Parrot Phenomenon, right there."

IT Employee: Gives you skeptical eye.
by Death & Taxes April 10, 2013
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Mom Talk

When a female starts talking to you like a mother in a disappointed tone like they’re trying to get get information out of you while staying calm.
“Bro that girl just gave me a mom talk and now I want to call her mommy
by TheMasterDiguiser November 22, 2023
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Late-night-talk

A late-night-talk is a deep talk between two or more people (it must be a small group) that occurs between night and drawn. Usually on a quite place like a balcony or a living room, with chill music in a low volume, alcohol and/or other substances in lower doses. The themes usually are personal so these talks are exclusive to who participated on them and must be interpreted has a bounding.
After the party I had a late-night-talk with Jimmy and Karen, I wish you were there it was amazing!
by Albiito July 11, 2018
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urban talking

(cursing a lot) *Jim* Dude stop Urban talking! *Kit*
by Kcert September 16, 2017
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Pigskin trash talk

A football group on Facebook that's full of pussy admins that can't handle trash talk and will boot you out if you trash talk them
Pigskin trash talk is nothing but pussies
by DougLife171 January 31, 2020
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Talking Cock

A group of middle aged women get together talking about how much cock they had before they were married and how much cock they had on the side while married and how good it was and how thick and big that cock was compared to their lame ass husbands
Those plump old big butt older women spent all day talking cock about how much big cock they had back in their younger days and how much hot cock they had on the side when their lame ass no dick husbands were away. People passing by heard their conversation and were shocked by the raw language used about taking big cocks hard and fast before the husband got home.
by BigAssscholar March 17, 2022
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We need to talk

We need to talk, I'm seeing another man.
by Therealfive June 15, 2024
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