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rusty reno

1) the name of a conservative Catholic theologian and editor of First Things. He is excellent.
2) A sexual act which involves performing Catholic-approved sex while scaling the side of rock cliff in one of the Dakotas. Specifically, this act requires the male and female to be embraced in sexual congress, as it involves the male partner thrusting the female partner up the rock face. Reciting the rosary during the duration of this act is not required, but it is widely recommended and will increase the possibility that God will grace you with the gift of a child to retake America for throne and altar.
Jack and Jill did the rusty reno and now they have 5 kids.
by BillyBobJackJill December 14, 2016
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Rusty Nail

Someone who has a twitter account called @RustNailCumMojo and is an absolute based chad who is one of the best people to chat with
by JoelIsAJoke January 16, 2021
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Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.
A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.
by RustyMantis January 25, 2022
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Rusty rubber

A rusty rubber is when you have intercourse with multiple females simultaneously while on their menstrual cycle while wearing a rubber.
These broads are down for a rusty rubber man.
by Ejmanual March 19, 2017
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Rusty Glover

A rusty glover is when you put the fist up the butt.
Gotta take care to clean really well under the nails when you're done with a rusty glover.
by I_have_black_friends June 13, 2018
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Rusty Pig

The embodiment of playing electronica at 4:30 in the morning after a night of drunken drag debauchery.
"Man, last night I had my radio show after seeing Rocky Horror. It was such a rusty pig."
by fierysexbuckets2010 January 14, 2011
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Rusty Trombone

rust·y
/ˈrəstē/ adjective
1. (of a metal object) affected by rust.

trom·bone
/trämˈbōn/
noun
a large brass wind instrument with straight tubing in three sections, ending in a bell over the player's left shoulder, different fundamental notes being made using a forward-pointing extendable slide.

What your dick looks like after having anal sex. The slide part allbrown and rusted looking.
"When i pulled it out of her butt it was all dirty," I said. Laughing my friend said "she gave you the Rusty Trombone."
by jayram1408 January 17, 2023
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