Sarah's Penis

A penis large enough to block out the sun. Causing a total eclipse.

Jupiter is smaller than a Sarah's Penis!

by Dabe July 16, 2008

Penis Sanctum

A Penis Sanctum is a reference to a gay mans bedroom.

"Freddy, after a long night of partying, brought Josh back to his Penis Sanctum"

by Zak Heath August 3, 2007

Penis witch

Similar to a swamp donkey, yet unique. Penis witches pray on non-drunken souls, through the use of heavy disguises to spread dick-pestilence to the naive villagers.

"That penis witch road ever broom in town"

by Cdicknell December 16, 2011

Schrödinger's Penis

When a person is both a man and a women until you see their Penis.

-Traps are gay
-No their not because Schrödinger's Penis

by sovietvodka901 June 24, 2019

penis pilgrim

1. One who explores for penis'.

2. A homosexual male.

Jane: I need some penis.
Jack: Youre such a penis pilgrim.

by Jeremy Little December 23, 2008

Gwens penis

Gwens penis is 72” big so you can suck it

Caius: hey did you hear about gwens penis?
Henry: yea! You gonna ride it?
Caius: already did it was like a rollercoaster!

by I suck dick on the daily April 14, 2020

token penis

The one male in a group of females. Usually the male has to do tasks the females don't wish to or are unable to do.

Tom was the token penis at our card game and had to get on the ladder to change the lightbulb.

by arktikwife April 24, 2011