Sarah's Penis

A penis large enough to block out the sun. Causing a total eclipse.

Jupiter is smaller than a Sarah's Penis!

by Dabe July 16, 2008

Schrödinger's Penis

When a person is both a man and a women until you see their Penis.

-Traps are gay
-No their not because Schrödinger's Penis

by sovietvodka901 June 24, 2019

penis nigger

when your friend is an ass

You:"Stop being a penis nigger"

by USsr188486 May 20, 2019

Gwens penis

Gwens penis is 72” big so you can suck it

Caius: hey did you hear about gwens penis?
Henry: yea! You gonna ride it?
Caius: already did it was like a rollercoaster!

by I suck dick on the daily April 14, 2020

penis pilgrim

1. One who explores for penis'.

2. A homosexual male.

Jane: I need some penis.
Jack: Youre such a penis pilgrim.

by Jeremy Little December 23, 2008

Penis puffer

A gay man that not only smokes cigarettes but also sucks dick

“Mom that man is a penis puffer”

by 3.6 grapplebees January 3, 2021

seasoned penis

A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.

considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve

"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"

"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"

"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"

"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"

"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"

"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"

by Swift2 August 5, 2012