Muffin head

Some shit bad boy halo calls people as a replace meant for dumbass or other varieties.

*Person 2 steals person 1 diamonds* *person1* you muffin head

by Whyisallwordstaken May 9, 2021

Muffin Stuffer

Stuffing male part into females muffin.

I’m going to be stuffin your muffin tonight. Cause I’m the Muffin Stuffer Man.

by RCM-HMC October 9, 2021

Grumble muffin

When a bubble of flatulence is released from the anus and is re trapped in the vaginal opening of a woman and then released again this is what is called a “Grumble Muffin”
Not to confused with a queef

So i ate pickled pigs feet , hard boiled eggs and chill last night with my boyfriend and released a grumble muffin last night while having sex

by @whatsadick4 August 26, 2021

Muffin Man

That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.

"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."

by Bglewis November 29, 2019

It’s muffin time

Muffin time is a thing that wants to die in asdfmovie

It’s Muffin time

by Phu The Writer November 24, 2021

Muffin show

The muffin is a very majestic creatures The muffin likes to eat other muffins if you come across a muffin run they will not take a chance to kill you to kill you

Muffin showssss

by Bob Open hood August 28, 2021

Muffin

A slang word to describe an English man or woman, called "idiot".

Here comes the muffins into the Shopping Centre.

Here comes the Muffins to spoil the Party.

by meman887 March 24, 2024