muffin head

A muffin head is a boy who dates 5th graders(a muffin head is in 6th grade). A muffin head likes to say something nice t you and go flirt with other girls in 5th grade, leaving you thinking that he likes you but he don't

damnnn look at muffin head today isn't he dating that fifth grader with the box face

by kayllaii April 21, 2019

Crunk Muffin

A friendly term used to identify, greet, acknowledge, or recognize a close friend who is both Crunk and a Stud Muffin.

Person 1: Welcome to the party, my man!
Person 2: Sup, Crunk Muffin! Looking fazed and it hasn't even been an hour!

by 4P3X May 9, 2022

bustin a muffin

When a person eats too much food and has a bloated stomach. Refers to a muffin top.

Kim: Khloe, you ate so much yesterday night

Khloe: Yea girl, i'm bustin a muffin

by Jermaine Dupree February 10, 2013

Muffin Mammal

A dude that don't get good food.

I made bomb ass lamb and Tyler doesn't get any cuz he's a muffin mammal

by Bleebloop69blazeit January 20, 2018

Crunchy muffin

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin

I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today

by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019

Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.

A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.

by RustyMantis January 25, 2022

Thug Muffin

Phrase used by white girls (most frequently named “Carly”) to describe themselves whilst listening to mainstream rap artists.

“I was being my little thug muffin self the other day jamming out to right round while driving through my HOA after dark.”

by NotDalton September 23, 2022