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Bak Middle School of the Arts 

Bak Middle School. The school everyone thinks they want to go to until they actually do. If you didn't think about killing yourself or dye your hair at some point during your Bak experience, did you even go there? I was barked at more than once in my 3 years at Bak. The teachers are hit or miss, the admin sucks, the lunch is radioactive. Everyone gets stereotyped by their major, honestly for good reason. The dance majors are bitchy and have the IQ of a rock, with exceptions. Music majors are usually nice but a good quarter of them are weird ass band nerds who t-pose and make ur mom jokes in their spare time. Half of the communications majors are chill but the other half are weird. Visual majors are...um...yeah. And how could I forget Theater, the one, the only, the almighty. There's a reason theaters the most hated major because every single one of them is either annoying as fuck or overly obsessed with hamilton, there are no exceptions. 6th grade is the best because most people are still at least somewhat normal. 7th grade is a no. 8th grade is alr bc even though you're depressed you know youre leaving in a couple months. Then you get to relive the nightmare for another 4 years at Dreyfoos!
Rando: You go to Bak Middle School of the Arts?
Bak student: Yup
Rando: *laughs*

Washington middle school

A shit school filled with emos wannabe gangbangers and hot cheeto girls
Washington middle school is the worst school ever I fucking hate emos

white middle school boy 

an annoying,racist, idiotic, and moans in classrooms thinking it’s funny and pretends to be gay. male child ranging from grades 5-9th
Person: Are you a white middle school boy?
Annoying kid: Yes I am

Cram middle school 

The year is 2022, and this school has even more restrictions and more fuckboys
"Why do you go to cram middle school?"
"It was a mistake I know and I'm sorry please help"

Prairie Middle School 

Honestly, it's a hellhole. The teachers are annoying af, the classes are so boring, and it's full of rich white kids. Everyone only cares about the boys basketball team, the stem lab teachers are sexist, the lockers are tiny, and we get all of Station's bitches. Half the school can't spell properly and most of the popular boys should've been expelled ages ago. But at least we're better than Station.
You thought Prairie Middle School was bad, but you haven't seen Station yet.

chehalem valley middle school 

Don't go to Chehalem Valley Middle School it's degenerate as shit.