Heterosexual Male Panic 

A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.

Straight guy John: Hey Chris!
Heterosexual Male Panic Chris: AHHHHHH *panic attack*

Heterosexual Male Panic by BlazeInfuego March 7, 2025

Phi male 

A male that doesn't bother with the concept of masculinity and invents his own masculinity by chasing what he finds beautiful.

Phi (Φ) is the number of the golden ratio and stands for beauty in general. A phi male is golden.

Because of the invention of a masculinity, some see phi males as females, but that is ideological. Anything more than shaving and cutting your hair short is seen as feminine. Popular masculinity is having no style. Phi males are the best of masculinity fused with the best of femininity.

A phi male is above an alpha male. The al of alpha means "a loser": alpha males are losing, not being phi males.

—Did you see John? He died his hair red and is wearing black nail polish with glitter. He's such a f**got.
—You can't say that! The PC term is Phi Male.

—What's a Phi Male?

—Like an Alpha Male, but who's not just "half a male".

Phi male by fuckthesustem March 9, 2025

Alpha Male 

(n) a stupid slutty bitch dude with muscles bigger than brains, who thinks he is the dominant sex but indeed is not.

Alpha Male: Chad thinks he's an Alpha Male but I call the shots because I am the one who chooses who I reproduce with.

Alpha Male by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025

Butter Male 

Someone who thinks they're an Alpha or Omega Male. But when things get hot, they meltdown and run.
See also 'Yellow.'

Ice P* talks tough in Korea. But when the situation heated up, he showed his true Butter Male colors.

Butter Male by Rotary Engine March 13, 2025

Alpha Male 

The Worst males to ever fucking exist

A Alpha Male is so fucking cringe

Alpha Male by NorthBoy99 April 13, 2025

Smallpha Male 

A man who is so convinced of his perceived mental and physical superiority, that he is constantly talking down to people. Prone to mansplaining

Josh is such a smallpha male, because he is trying to compensate for his insecurities

Smallpha Male by Hoops Doctor April 24, 2025

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